The 10 Commandments of a Stag Do
by Hayley Cowburn on 21/04/2016
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1. I am the Stag God, and only me should you obey on this night.
2. Thou shalt not cock block.
3. Thou shalt not bear witness to anything that happens on the stag do.
4. Honor the stag pack and do not stray unless you’re getting lucky.
2. Thou shalt take the groom’s name in vein. Tonight’s the night for pranks and taking the piss.
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery at the strip club.
7. Thou shalt not steal a fellow stag’s pint; ask before taking.
8. Remember to keep the memory of this night holy.
9. Thou shalt not covet time with your girlfriend. This weekend is about your mate’s last days of freedom!
10. Thou shalt uphold the joy of the stag night by avoiding fights, exes, long queues, getting lost, getting kicked out and losing your stuff.